Is there a better way to go than after a thoroughly satisfying meal? Think about it: even murderers are granted a “last dinner”…shouldn’t we law-abiding citizens enjoy the same privilege?
Here are the top 5 reasons why my recipes are the best to die from!
- They’re easy to execute and they’ll execute you easily.
- They’ve caused more heart attacks than any other recipes.
- They’re suitable even for diabetics. Especially for suicidal diabetics!
- They facilitate everybody’s favorite way to go: quickly!
- They provide a scrumptious, bologna-free “last supper”.
Recipes To Die From - As Sculptor Ronnie Wells Sees It...
People often ask me: “Chef – what are your secrets? Why does everything you make taste so good?”
The answer is easy, and please consider this my #1 advice for you:
I use recipes as rough guidelines only. And then, I always add a little more of the good stuff – sugar, butter, yolks, Mexican vanilla, cream, booze…and love!
My Top 5 Killer Recipes To Die From
The links will take you to my recipe lenses on Squidoo.com…
3. Best Potato Casserole in the Universe
4. Murderous Cream Puffs and Pastry Swans
5. Hot and Crunchy Halibut Fillet
I hope you will try some of these dishes. Don’t croak too soon – I’ll be back with more!
Killer Desserts For Our Survival Instinct...
I love that someone took the time to put your head on a platter..haha. My mom makes the best potato casserole, but I think I might give yours a try along with that rib eye steak and the chocolate torte for desert…
You know, David – mom’s always make the best versions of any dish. Love is an indispensable ingredient…
You know it is ‘funny’ that you mention recipes that cause heart attacks. Thinking back to my grandfather passing away at such a ‘youngish’ age at 68. Yep, heart attack and history of strokes. Hate to think that grandma’s wonderful cooking did anything to facilitate his early demise.