My wife, Chef Karen, complained about chest pain. So I dropped her off at the ER entrance and left to look for a parking spot. The nurse asked my wife immediately: “Swine flu?” Chef Karen explained: “No, he’s parking the car but he’ll be back shortly!”
I wonder if the swine flu would make me more “influenzial”…
Thank God, my doctor prescribed a new oinkment for my swine flu symptoms!
New release! The Godfather 4: “How to win friends and INFLUENZ-A people!”
With enough influenzal friends you’ll never have enemas… (by my friend CCGAL)
